Wednesday, November 23, 2011

3 Things we American’s need to be done with



1. Black Friday Madness
Starting the Christmas Shopping Season at Midnight on Thanksgiving is good for no one. The Bargains and Savings could all be the same at 8am, 9am, 2pm, It’s crazy and the whole camping out for a week to get a $200 Flat-Screen. Where do you work that you can get away with this... Oh wait.. you don’t.

2. Teenage Pop Stars from Canada
As soon as this kid has some pictures snapped of him holding a bong or is stopped for DUI that’ll be the end of that.Besides you're telling me there are no American Teenagers we can put to work as world's biggest Pop Star de Jour

3. Eating Thanksgiving Food at the Thanksgiving Pot-Luck at work
I like Turkey, Gravy, Mashed Potatoes, Dressing all that stuff... but when somebody does a half-assed job to make it for a pot luck, no thanks.. Let’s just do a Mexican themed Pot Luck and have fajitas or something.



2 comments:

Jamie said...

You're pretty much my hero.

Big Luke said...

Thanks Jamie... I try